Jordan Mellott 

Jordan used to work at Starbucks, so she understands fast and she understands caffeinated.

Jordan used to work at Starbucks, so she understands fast and she understands caffeinated.

“Jordan lives by the philosophy that everywhere is a party if you’re a party. She was born in Washington and went to The Evergreen State College, which means she’s probably wearing Birkenstocks and has palo santo on her at any given time. She studied journalism, social change, and visual media in school. When she’s not at work, she’s probably watching horror movies, eating breakfast foods, or listening to dubstep.

Do not make fun of her fanny packs or her socks with sandals. She swears they make her look cooler.”